>> WHO AM I? >> CLOSE WINDOW MY NAME IS KEITH SZLAMP. MY MOTHERS NAME IS JOYCE JONES, BUT IT USED TO BE HANSHAW. MY FATHER IS GEOFF SZLAMP. I TRY TO BE FAIR, JUST, HONEST BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE BLONDE. JUST LIKE YOU, THE NET INTRIGUES ME. AT THIS MOMENT THE NET IS WHERE I LIVE BUT MY HOME WILL ALWAYS BE IN LIVERPOOL. I STRIVE FOR PERFECTION, EVEN THOUGH IT IS UNATTAINABLE, I WILL ACCEPT EXCELLENCE. I WATCH THE NARRATIVE AND SEE THE BEAUTY, I LISTEN THE WORDS AND HEAR THE MELODY AND EXECUTE MY WORK WHILST ATTEMPTING TO CREATE AN INTEREST.