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FULL NAME
  Lynne Hannah Cannon
EMAIL
  piginshit@gmail.com
COMMENTS
  Spotted a familiar name from way back. I was born and bred in the Dingle area.I now live in Widnes,It is not so far away but may as well be on the other side of the planet.I can remember some really good friends and nieghbours and some good laughs. Everyone I knew seems to have moved away or passed away I am sorry to say.I am a grandma now the grandkids like my accent strangley enough and are often subjected to hours of my childhood stories. wether they like it or not.Sadly through regeneration a lot of good nieghbourhoods were broken up and farmed out.I married a fella from speke along long time ago somehow he did not seem a proper scouser?Or is that just because he got on my nerves?



FULL NAME
  haydn robb
EMAIL
  haydn.robb@rapt-hull.org.
COMMENTS
  The photographs of Liverpool were wonderful.It's a really good site overall.As an exile it's good to be reminded of dear old/new Liverpool



FULL NAME
  OXVItjsQFt
EMAIL
  wyGKjyJA
COMMENTS
  oloooo 1111



FULL NAME
  Keith
EMAIL
  keith@szlamp.com
COMMENTS
  Just, done some maintenance to the site to check most bits are still working. It's been over a decade since I built this site and it's nice to see people still visiting. Glad you all like it.



FULL NAME
  Mary Morris
EMAIL
  ameriyank@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  I love this web site, even though I am an American who has never been to Liverpool, especially the part that teaches you to "lern scouse". I have many Scouser mates online and even sell items (T-shirts, mugs, license plate frames, and more) with Scouser-related designs I come to this site often, especially when I need to smile!



FULL NAME
  mike morris
EMAIL
  me_main_man_dave@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  liverpool - friday/saturday night. the best place to be



FULL NAME
  Charlotte Bayley
EMAIL
  charbay@earthlink.net
COMMENTS
  Love the website & jokes -makes me a bit homesick.



FULL NAME
  Leslie Jones
EMAIL
  jones1lpj@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Hilda! From Aspen Grove L'pool 8 are you on the internet?



FULL NAME
  MaggieMChale
EMAIL
  margaret_mchale@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Love this site, anybody from the Dingle out there, we have our own Dingle gerls site come and join us



FULL NAME
  alice
EMAIL
  lalla1942@yahoo.com.au
COMMENTS
  I left the pool 1963... have had 3 holidays... one lasting 12 months 1989-90.. but ..the way you lot are talking I guess I got lost somewhere... have trouble reading your messages. :-) Doesn't anyone go to school over there. ;-) I hope to get back next year and in the meantime... learn to talk scouse so I can ask my way around. Apart from that... love scousers... very funny.. we still laugh at some of the situations we became involved in. Cheers


FULL NAME
  billy riding
EMAIL
  billyriding@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  just found this site in the echo



FULL NAME
  kazza
EMAIL
  karenhull366@msn.com
COMMENTS
  hiyas.. the site is great it really made me laugh keep up the good work. a born an bred scouser. xx



FULL NAME
  Dutch Laugher
EMAIL
  skaretz@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  the lists are very funny the beer better than women at most!!!



FULL NAME
  Mary Shelton (Earley
EMAIL
  panchoshel@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Very nice I was aised in L'pool now live in the states. Made me a little homesick



FULL NAME
  conor cleary
EMAIL
  conorcondom@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  im irish livin in da pool, sexy scouse ladies look out. FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC



FULL NAME
  JEETAN
EMAIL
  jeetan.shah@eckoh.com
COMMENTS
  Does ne1 know a Yasmin White in pool lived around Toxeth area, hung around with Sammy, Yvonne, Mandy, Stephanie, pls let me know.



FULL NAME
  Kristine Gunder
EMAIL
  Kristinaphoto@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Hi, I am looking for people that are American living in Denmark. My family is from Manchester and we all now live in the USA. I was born here in the US and my son lives in Denmark. I am thinking of moving there to be with my grandson and I am looking for what might be available to me as a 48 year old artist/pro-photographer. I have no idea about Copenhagen other then a visit last year. I loved what I saw although I was so tired from the flight and it all was a whirl wind. We spent most of our time in Vra and Allborg. I am not sure what your web sight is all about but, since I happened upon it I figured I would tell you about myself and who know's you may enlighten me with something. Have any questions about the USA I have the answers. I have lived most places here and know loads of people. Looking to hear from you. KG



FULL NAME
  James Martin
EMAIL
  DaSexyScouser@AOL.com
COMMENTS
  Da sites a beast an da jokes were boss n all ... im proud of me city an i dont like ppl like dat dissin us when they dont no us newayz am from Aigburth an ive jus left New Heys skool so if ne1 who noz me seez dis den E~mail me right !? in a bit keep up da gd work on da site its a beast an il b chekin on it agen la`! Y dont u make a chatroom k ?!



FULL NAME
  Margaret moss
EMAIL
  margaretm89@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  hiya duh !!



FULL NAME
  Julie Symons(neeLawrence)
EMAIL
  jmsymons@bigpond.com
COMMENTS
  Born in Liverpool, West Derby 1961 (St Patricks Day actually!) Colwell Road primary and junior school, then St Hildas girls high school. left for Australia in 1986. Married an aussie guy in 1989 and still happily married, with one boy, Matthew aged 6. Living in paradise in New South Wales, called Port Macquarie, with the most beautiful beaches in the world and the best climate. Bit different from Ainsdale beach of my youth!! Would love to hear from fellow scousers anytime.Most of my family still live in Liverpool and we returned to see them in 2000 for the first time since \I had left. What a fantastic reception that only scousers could give. We are looking forward to another visit in 2005, my husband was so taken with you lot!!



FULL NAME
  Martin O'Hare
EMAIL
  mohare@optusnet.com.au
COMMENTS
  Born in Walton, went to St Columbas Huyton. Lived in Sydney for 24 years. Come on you Blues!



FULL NAME
  JoanRoberts(nee)Mansell
EMAIL
  joroberts@microed.com.au
COMMENTS
  Left Liverpool unwillingly for Australia in 1967, miss it terribly am still a scouser at heart, (an Old Scouser)..came from Garston, Went to Gilmore school,then Blackburne Hose. On to Felt and Tarrent Comptometer traing school. worked for british european airways,then britishe electricsClarkes Gardens.miss you all joan



FULL NAME
  Nadine McAuley
EMAIL
  nade_sisterofdestruction@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Love The Pool, unfortunately had to move away (south of all places). Cant wait to go back. xxxx



FULL NAME
  steven gerrard
EMAIL
  LADSCHUN@LIVJM.AC.UK
COMMENTS
  The sites sound lad. Particularly intreted in scouse always wanted to know were the word came from. I'll definately be back stevie g



FULL NAME
  jason
EMAIL
  jasonhumphreys109@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  am from cardiff myself but liverpool rocks should be new capital of wales come on u reds



FULL NAME
  emma
EMAIL
  csbrb@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  i love liverpool. im a scouser but i had 2 move away an i wud do anyfink 2 b back there. i love it. it da best place in da world. luv, a true scouser xxx



FULL NAME
  Steve Harris
EMAIL
  doppler.shift@ntlworld.com
COMMENTS
  Scouser, now in exile



FULL NAME
  miranda myers
EMAIL
  motor_mouth02@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  arr right arr right calm down carm down



FULL NAME
  miranda myers
EMAIL
  motor_mouth02@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  very good



FULL NAME
  joanne no1 geordie
EMAIL
  joannedavies2@hotmaail.com
COMMENTS
  I THINK THE WORLD OF SCOUSERS ITS GREAT



FULL NAME
  peter carr
EMAIL
  smoki_2003@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  oh yerr, any scousers in da u.s wana let me stay in ders? lol. cant be arsed payin loads out for a hotel, just pay for a flight init.



FULL NAME
  peter carr
EMAIL
  smoki_2003@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  now den, im from kirkby, but now live in norris green. just checkin dis site out, first time. laterz!



FULL NAME
  bumchum battysqees
EMAIL
  dagang666@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  will u marry me hannah mcdougal if u is still out dere?



FULL NAME
  Sexy1
EMAIL
  dogmandale@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Well I abso-freekin-lootly luv dis site it is amazin and you should reely.



FULL NAME
  Batty Boy
EMAIL
  daGang666@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I wud lav 2 liv in liva pool boot I cant get the lingo right. calm down calm down.



FULL NAME
  Hanna McDougall
EMAIL
  Pinkindaface@msn.com
COMMENTS
  Wow love da site, love da people and love da pool. Not born ere but my hole family comes from da pool so i am a scouse at heart! love da humour stuff-managed 2 shut my glory-seeker man U friends up!! Keep up da gd wk!! Han x x



FULL NAME
  Fig
EMAIL
  kajagaja1@yahoo.com.au
COMMENTS
  Great site, gud laff, nice to read peoples stuff in the guest buk. I live in Oz and don't get home very often. Nice to see images of the Mersey and other places around town. Maybe someone should set up a number of virtual pub crawls- in fact i'll ask my father about this. Cheers nice to talk with use.



FULL NAME
  Jana Culp
EMAIL
  jwculp@semo.net
COMMENTS
  First visit, I love it already.



FULL NAME
  mike feeney
EMAIL
  ringomike@hotmail.com.au
COMMENTS
  love the jokes love the pictures love the people love liverpool originaly from kirkby keep up the good work mike from down under aussie



FULL NAME
  graham waterson
EMAIL
  graham_waterson@hotmaiil.com
COMMENTS
  Hey Keith, you've got 4 and a half years to try to think of something original and funny for the capital of culture year, is that long enough for you? Manchester, you can keep your commonwealth games, we are going to have hundreds of no idea art students decorating our city for years making lambananas everywhere.



FULL NAME
  chris van-eda
EMAIL
  vaneda03@fsmail.net
COMMENTS
  alright laa quality website like



FULL NAME
  STEVEN GERRARD
EMAIL
  stevieg@liverpool.tv
COMMENTS
  Will you marry me J?



FULL NAME
  J NO
EMAIL
  liverpoolface@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  How long is this list!? Why Has Everyone Gone To Yank Land?! L'pool Is The Place To Be Kidda's!



FULL NAME
  Graeme Shannon
EMAIL
  bluenosetheman@ntlworld.com
COMMENTS
  Now living in staffordshire but still get back home a lot to see my beloved Everton.



FULL NAME
  Terrianne Curry
EMAIL
  terriannec89@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Hiya every1, am from Liverpool and I reakon this site is boss! I love the scouser jokes an all. If any1 wants ta talk to me just email me I'm 14 by da way :D



FULL NAME
  Vladimir Todorov
EMAIL
  vladdy_5to@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  would DIE to visit Liverpool and Anfield for the purpose of seeing how we smash those Everton and MUFC amateurs!:) i personally am from Bulgaria. wanted to see what is the city of Liverpool like from the inside, so i found the site very informative and pretty kewl:) YNWA



FULL NAME
  Ruth Johnson
EMAIL
  Ruthio322@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Class site. Born an bred scouser & Blue. ROONEY IS A GOD



FULL NAME
  sarah
EMAIL
  sexual_scousa@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  just thought id sign up for a laught like 100% scousa me laaaa form anfield home of the reds inabit kidda xxx



FULL NAME
  Darryl
EMAIL
  toxic_bliss@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  kool site, met a girl from liverpool on holi. thats y im looking at scouser sites. i was by me boss (aparently)



FULL NAME
  Danny
EMAIL
  LFC83@AOL.COM
COMMENTS
  I am from London, but regullary visit to watch Liverpool play! I LOVE the place, the people are so friendly. I am even gonna move up here next year I love it so much. And the nite life is just SUPERB!



FULL NAME
  Sara Maguire
EMAIL
  sillysara83@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Im 13 and av lived ere all my life. I'm not a scallie and I dont live in lacoste trakies! scouse jokes r a laff at least we can take them!. Liverpool needs more stuff 2 do 4 ppl my age. I wish it was more fun. if i left id miss it tho!



FULL NAME
  Nicole Shaw
EMAIL
  Nicole@NicoleShaw.com
COMMENTS
  Hello from Canada to all my friends. Studied art at Liverpool college of art from 1987-89. Was a boss time la.



FULL NAME
  susan watson
EMAIL
  su2watson@aol.com
COMMENTS
  hey youz... originally from the pool, now living in houston texas... guess someone has to! zero humour here!!



FULL NAME
  sara dixon
EMAIL
  saradixon@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  hope its good



FULL NAME
  Stacey
EMAIL
  staceys182@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Hey Sup im from liverpool 2 ur site is kewl l8erz xx



FULL NAME
  Munta Grunta
EMAIL
  lindojano@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  Amazing! we are having a Scouser party in Edinburgh next month, so if you have any suggestions let me know!



FULL NAME
  Ron Smith
EMAIL
  ronsmith@ispwest.com
COMMENTS
  Born Sefton General. Now live in Houston, Texas.



FULL NAME
  John
EMAIL
  johnmigo@lycos.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Originally from Whiston area, now living in Gibraltar. Miss the 'pool and the laffs! Kewl site though la!



FULL NAME
  Brian Davies
EMAIL
  bdavies5311@rogers.com
COMMENTS
  Great site, live in Ottawa, Canada. born in old roan, Aintree claim to fame played drums at the Latin Quarter in the sixty's.



FULL NAME
  cheryle reck
EMAIL
  cheza50@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  sound web site keep all the jokes up!! laterz m8



FULL NAME
  Mujib Waziri
EMAIL
  mujibwaziri@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Men, ur site too cool mate and I happen to be an old liverpudian, went to Ursuline Roman Catholic in crosby in the 8'ties but that was a while back. Wouldn't mind trying to get in touch wit me ol' mates. Cheers mate and up Liverpool.



FULL NAME
  Raymond Gassmann
EMAIL
  raymondgassmann@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I'm from North Dakota. Excellent web site. I particularly liked the jokes.



FULL NAME
  Paul Howard
EMAIL
  phowar1@attglobal.net
COMMENTS
  I was born in Broadgreen hospital now living in Canada. Great site haven't laughed so much in a long time. I will be visiting often to reminisce. Me best mate Joe n I are thinking of starting a scouser club in Toronto. Whatdya think?



FULL NAME
  Karen Murphy-Fritz
EMAIL
  onthefritz1@auracom.com
COMMENTS
  You can take the person out of Liverpool, but you can NEVER take the Liverpool out of the person. We came to Canada when I was 5, that was 34 years ago. I'm still "Scouse 'n' Proud"



FULL NAME
  Dave Williams
EMAIL
  davoscouser@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Born Ingleton Road off Penny Lane, and born to be a Scouse, live Cambridge now, miss the "POOL" but go back when I can, great site keep up the good work, GOOD LUCK to SCOUSER's everywhere..



FULL NAME
  Lynz
EMAIL
  lynseyc7587@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Brill mate! Born in oz but lived in Liverpool all me life! life long Liverpool FC fan and lifelong 'Scouse' Fan me da makes a gorge pot of scouse once a week! Keep up the good work la!



FULL NAME
  Diana Serbe
EMAIL
  shake.pen@vrizon.net
COMMENTS
  Hi- Would you like to share 'scouse' with my web site. We're here in New York and all we have it Strawberry Fields.



FULL NAME
  Diane Lothrop
EMAIL
  dlothrop@sjh-nh.org
COMMENTS
  Wot a fantastic website. Great werk! Tanks fer the great visit, especially the Magical Mystery Tour. I was born and raised a Scouser and I'm now living in New Hampshire in the USA. I lived in Hawkins St, Kensington Liverpool 6 and my maiden name was Diane Johnson... does anyone remember me? I'd love to hear from you if you do!



FULL NAME
  Pete Blackall
EMAIL
  pez_single_zed@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Great site! I'm a Londoner but my mate is a scouser we're always at each others throats... a classic north-south frienship... another Scouser in my class as well! amazin



FULL NAME
  Robbie Doyle
EMAIL
  luz@intrasat.es
COMMENTS
  errr wot? err like err yeah, wot, er... sound site like la.. er.. dats it from me like, an' all!



FULL NAME
  Adam Jones
EMAIL
  hammer_of_grungi@man.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a born and bread scouse but i grew up in the south, this site is kewl!!



FULL NAME
  sarah.parkinson
EMAIL
  sarah.parkinson@lstrillium.com
COMMENTS
  Just a bit bored at work!



FULL NAME
  Scotty B
EMAIL
  sweevo123@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Fantastic site!! just what an exiled scouser like me needs to remind him of home! Top jokes la!! Cant wait to get back there. Found the site while searchin for info on the nightlife, brilliant kidda!!!!



FULL NAME
  Christine Deacon
EMAIL
  missdeaks@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Good site!! Found it whilst looking for the reason why you're called scousers. Now I know loads more! Cheers!



FULL NAME
  Alex Clarke
EMAIL
  HomeletNWales@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Hello, I am born and bred Scouser now living in North Wales. I like to keep up with the humour and the pace ofthe city, still go to the match every home game - Red - found your web site through looking for scouse humour. Thanks for the laugh. Alex



FULL NAME
  Clare
EMAIL
  jw001a8740@blueyonder.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Hahaha this site is brilliant. I'm from Liverpool, I love the headings 'avalaff' :) Keep up the good 'werk'!



FULL NAME
  Terry Blackwell
EMAIL
  Tez@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  Hello I'm a hardcore Scouser who supports MAN UTD! I'm MAD for it!



FULL NAME
  sam
EMAIL
  samantha040@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  hia



FULL NAME
  Keith
EMAIL
  keith@szlamp.com
COMMENTS
  Just to let everyone know - I'm working on some knew features for the site. So check back soon...



FULL NAME
  John Ledward
EMAIL
  ledward@stone.com
COMMENTS
  Everything about this city is magic.



FULL NAME
  JASON DEE
EMAIL
  jasonmcr@mts.net
COMMENTS
  Ahhhh! Good old Liverpool. I remember hanging around the local shopping centre (legless) what a great time that was?



FULL NAME
  LIVERPOOL 4 LIFE!!
EMAIL
  ILUVLIVERPOOL@HOTMAIL.COM
COMMENTS
  Liverpool FC RULE!!!... Liverpool Will be Back...



FULL NAME
  Mamade Hossenbaccus
EMAIL
  mamade@lfcmail.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Hi, I'm from the small island of Mauritius. I was born a Liverpool fan and will die a Liverpool fan. Guess I must say that I'm really blessed because I'm a sports journalist specialised in the Premier League. Scouser.com is really a great website but I think you'll agree, it's not as quite as great as the Liverpool team itself.



FULL NAME
  Pat
EMAIL
  PatGeorgeson@tiscali.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Great, combined historic side with the lighthearted side... keep it up.



FULL NAME
  Nicky Turner
EMAIL
  sum_41@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I'm gay mosha from the land of puffs and pink Y-fronts, but I like you lot.



FULL NAME
  Daz
EMAIL
  dazzer3000@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a fellow scouser from featherstone !



FULL NAME
  David Jones
EMAIL
  spikejoness@icqmail.com
COMMENTS
  Great site, brings back memories of home. At present in Australia.



FULL NAME
  ALI MAYAS
EMAIL
  ALI_MAYYAS@YAHOO.COM
COMMENTS
  does pad.school still exist in kingsely road? I missed it. Liverpool is a wonderfull city, I loved it.



FULL NAME
  Kim Knudsen
EMAIL
  kim.k@e-mail.dk
COMMENTS
  I like this site!It´s brilliant. Kim from Denmark



FULL NAME
  darren
EMAIL
  www.cockney@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Blimey Guv! why 'as dis site not got a scouse translata cause u speak as much slang as us cockneys. Nuff said, yeah?



FULL NAME
  Deano Kinsella
EMAIL
  deanokinsella@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Deano here from Anfield. I wouldn't mind getting in touch with some scousers. E-mail me if you want.



FULL NAME
  brendan fennelly
EMAIL
  bfennel1@san.rr.com
COMMENTS
  Please help. I need as much information on Liverpool FC and Everton FC. Also Tranmere Rovers if possible. I'm writing a book on English soccer with a Liverpool twist, I need this info directly from the fans to give the "home grown" flavour. Please email me with info, thank you.



FULL NAME
  Denis Kiely
EMAIL
  data@realtyagent.com
COMMENTS
  How are you all!



FULL NAME
  Talissa Lee
EMAIL
  ecstasyxxxuk@aol.co.uk
COMMENTS
  If ya a fit scouser - den u know where im at lads! x x x



FULL NAME
  Chris Wiseley
EMAIL
  chris_wiseley@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  From Liverpool, live in Canada now. Not bad, but will return someday. And this is certainly a nice site.



FULL NAME
  Kevin O'Leary
EMAIL
  deowlfella@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Sound. It's all been said already. Scousers 'ere, Scousers der..... I'm stuck in S.Wales but one day... PEACE.



FULL NAME
  Jesse
EMAIL
  igottahavefaith@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I have a good anecdote. Bootle.



FULL NAME
  A Manc
EMAIL
  ihavegotajob@iwork.com
COMMENTS
  Hey, hey Scouser... ooh, aah, I wanna know, where's my video and my DVD and my stereo... ;-)



FULL NAME
  Brendan Ward
EMAIL
  misteruniverse@tiscali.co.uk
COMMENTS
  I say "tub" funny.



FULL NAME
  cathy johnson
EMAIL
  cathy@burnaze100.freeserve.co.uk
COMMENTS
  what a brilliant site. was just browsing for humour and this came up. born in liverpool, now in blackpool. have sent the link to other members in the family to enjoy as well!



FULL NAME
  Shirley (Wenton )Hutchison
EMAIL
  shirleyhutchison@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I think this was one of the very first sites I found years ago when I startde looking at scouse sites. What happened to those cartoons you had on there. I cant open the link.... great page by the way Keith and loads more since I last logged on.



FULL NAME
  Donna Skelton
EMAIL
  Dskelton0708701@aol.com
COMMENTS
  left the pool 15 years ago aged 17. miss it loads! now live in lincolnshire - boring!



FULL NAME
  kyle.aka skitso
EMAIL
  blackout68@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  dis sites funny kid. av tried ta get on uder sites like dis but der all sh*t. dis is sound doh. keepit up lads!



FULL NAME
  ~HaRrIeT~
EMAIL
  harriette001@aol.com
COMMENTS
  i neva knew tha there woz a scouser site b4 other wize i'da been here b4 imma scouser an this site's pure funny like oxoxoxox



FULL NAME
  Jean-Marie
EMAIL
  ljmarie@caramail.com
COMMENTS
  Hello scousers I live in Paris and I realy love the reds, Paris'walls know something about it... One day I hope I'll come to Liverpool... certainly next summer holidays... The website is very good, thanks a lot!



FULL NAME
  Jessika Donohue 'n' Hanah coleman
EMAIL
  jessika@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  NOW DEN WERE 2 SCOUSERS FROM DA POOL N WERE PROUD OF IT. NOWHERE IN DIS COUNTRY CUD COMPARE 2 OUR CITY. GO ON U REDS



FULL NAME
  Richard Guglielmi
EMAIL
  BADELIAS@AOL.COM
COMMENTS
  Finely after seeing the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show I had my fantacy vacation and was their in Liverpoole this summerpast.It was and the people were everything I expexted.Iam returning this summer. Does that make me or how do I become an honerary Scouser???? xoxoxoxo Liverpoole



FULL NAME
  Steve Riley
EMAIL
  steve.riley@nokia.com
COMMENTS
  As a Scouser living in Finland (which is a humour void) its great to find a virtual home.



FULL NAME
  ivan
EMAIL
  ivan@bunnymen.com
COMMENTS
  excellent site. c'mon you reds!



FULL NAME
  Martin
EMAIL
  martin_alien@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  lol i am a wierd lad and i have been sufin the site as i am from a distant planet!! happy scousing martin



FULL NAME
  Danni Matzk
EMAIL
  DLiverpool@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a scouser living in Geordie Land. I came across this site lookin for a Scouse/Geordie dictionary, but it don't seem to exist. I love this site and makes me feel right at ome. :)



FULL NAME
  www.liverpool.is
EMAIL
  brilli@ntsite.mate
COMMENTS
  A Scouser is sitting in a pub when a petite, snake-hipped man in gold lycra shorts and a pink crop-top minces up to the bar and orders a strawberry daiquiri. He takes a sip of his drink before leaning over to our Scouse friend and whispering into his ear, "If you meet me out the back in five minutes I'll give you a really great b10w-job." The Scally turns purple, grabs the guy by the throat, and proceeds to batter the crap out of him before throwing him head first through the bar's plate glass window leaving him in a bloody heap on the pavement outside. The landlord, a little shocked by the brutality of the attack, says to our friend, "That was a bit much! What the hell did he say to you?" "I don't know" replies the scouser taking a sip of his pint, "Something about a job."



FULL NAME
  CAMP DAVID
EMAIL
  CAMPDAVID@BLUEYONDER.CO.UK
COMMENTS
  HI. EX PATS HAVE INFO FOR BILLY 'n' WALLYS HOLD YOUR PLUMS RADIO SHOW GREAT SITE.CAMP



FULL NAME
  brian waters
EMAIL
  begpuutin@msn.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a scouser in Essex and I really miss home so this sights makes me feel at home



FULL NAME
  brian waters
EMAIL
  begpuutin@msn.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a scouser in Essex and I really miss home so this sights makes me feel at home



FULL NAME
  RAMON
EMAIL
  ramon1@eudoramail.com
COMMENTS
  Liverpool the Best. Forza Depor y Liverpool.



FULL NAME
  Roger
EMAIL
  gravedohl@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I am from skem thus i am 100% scouse.



FULL NAME
  Michael Redman
EMAIL
  michael.redman@europe.ppdi.com
COMMENTS
  Scouser originally from Sefton Park area of Liddypool, now living in Belgium. Excellent website!!



FULL NAME
  julian lee
EMAIL
  joolz72@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  ex-pat scouser living in Frankfurt /Germany. Love Europe but miss the humour, any scousers in FFM?



FULL NAME
  mike
EMAIL
  mike@liverpooltaxidrivers.cjb.net
COMMENTS
  hi i'm from city centre and love liverpool better than anywhere. cheers peeps.



FULL NAME
  Pau Odtaa
EMAIL
  pau@odtaa.co.uk
COMMENTS
  Centuries ago I used to live in Bolton and this site proves that the scouser's have not lost their sense of humour. Very entertaining.



FULL NAME
  Victor Jones
EMAIL
  vic.jones1@ntlworld.com
COMMENTS
  I now live on the south coast, but i miss liverpool where i was born and bred i once played on the mersey beat scene with a number of groups in the 60's,i would love to hear from anybody from those great years



FULL NAME
  Pamela Swift
EMAIL
  pamelahughes49@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Heres a little test a real Scouser would know what a "CUIN" is (spelling maybe wrong) remember having them for Sunday nights tea with Salad? But where does that name come from? Anyone know??



FULL NAME
  ann scott
EMAIL
  aescott75@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Scouser living in Lincolnshire. Bril site, made me quite homesick!



FULL NAME
  T. Diaz
EMAIL
  tishadiaz@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  PS. I'm looking for a mate: Lisa Radcliffe, went to Riverside Community College w/ me in Aigburth, lived on Brockholme Street, brother named Ian - If you know her OR if you ARE her, EMAIL ME!



FULL NAME
  Tisha Diaz
EMAIL
  tishadiaz@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Heya Kiddah: I now live in USA, but am always eyein people wearin' scouse scarves and have to go up to them and talk their ears off. I just went home this summer and God, what's the weather like ay? It's bleedin' freezin! But there's definitely no place like L8.



FULL NAME
  annmarie
EMAIL
  liverlady@scousepost.com
COMMENTS
  ex tuebrooker here good site all you scousers.



FULL NAME
  george parsons
EMAIL
  georgep@aztec-net.com
COMMENTS
  left the "place in 1965 just after the inter milan game. now live in brampton ontario, canada .. went to ellergreen .. miss the place and the people trmendously.. great site the tour is marvelous



FULL NAME
  Claire Steed
EMAIL
  Starfire05@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Allright la!, I live in Kent now, well somebody has to (giggle) - no, its nice here. Since leaving the old home town in 199something or other, and sometimes the humour works here sometimes it doesn't. I keep in touch with the 'pool when I can and I think this site is ace. What a great way to keep in touch with other ex pat scousers worldwide. I have nomexcuse for not cooking scouse for my other half now, anyway, I'm off to have another dekko at the site. See ya's - taraaaa



FULL NAME
  Ste
EMAIL
  shaggythefarmer@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  well i think ur site is boss! i live by the airport! wassuuuup fellow scouser's? i don't really like living here myself as most of the lil scally's r lil shit's! im moving to spain in a few year's after college! anyway u sound cool so add me to ur messenger and we can trade scouse saying's! see ya later "~#ste#~"



FULL NAME
  shinoda
EMAIL
  becki_shinoda@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  liverpool is crap - only messin its boss I had 2 use dis web site 4 skool but now visit all time.



FULL NAME
  lisa s
EMAIL
  actress104@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  i think liverpool is great i live there myself an i wouldn't move to any other city



FULL NAME
  AliceBigley
EMAIL
  lalla1942@yahoo.com.au
COMMENTS
  I'm from Everton & Kirkby... lived in Ozland since 1963... Love this Country but as they say "You can take the scouse out of Liverpool, but, you can't take the Liverpool out of a scouse. Been back 3 times... would stay if you had hot weather (hate the cold) Winter here 12 degrees and I would like to hibernate, lovely sunny days though even if it's cold. Hate those short days you have. Love the way Liverpool has been built up and cleaned up. Love the shopping, humour,hope to get there again when I retire. Cheers to all.



FULL NAME
  Danny French
EMAIL
  dannypfrench@yahoo.co.uk
COMMENTS
  I'm from London - I spent the last week in Liverpool with my girlfriend. Gorgeous city - but be warned, spend too much time there and you'll start talking Scouse! It happened to me in only five days... ;)



FULL NAME
  Arthur Smith
EMAIL
  asmith@prismleisure.com
COMMENTS
  Like the Beatles tribute well done. my wife and I want to come to the beatles convention in August can you give me any Info on it and hotel prices? Arthur Ex pat living in Northampton working in that London.



FULL NAME
  Elizabeth Davies
EMAIL
  e.davies@liv.ac.uk
COMMENTS
  Hi there, I'm doing a PhD at the University of Liverpool, called, 'The Leaving of Liverpool'. I am looking into the reasons why so many people are leaving the city. Why did you leave, what are your thoughts on the city and would you ever come back to live here? If anyone can help answer some of these questions then I would be extremely grateful. Looking forward to hearing from you, Liz



FULL NAME
  musikalnote
EMAIL
  iamrealnote@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  um... i dunno where to start..i'm thai 'n i'm living in Thailand. i'm 19 years girl 'n i donno the reason why i love liverpool this much... both football team 'n the city tho i never go there. the best thing in my life i ever did is watching LIVERPOOL vs THAILAND match in Bangkok... yeah.. i met them in person!! the life goal of mine is to die in england... 'n it must be better if i do in liverpool...yeh..i'm serious if u dunno... anyway i like this site but i 'll love it more if there's an email to sign up... cuz i like the name SCOUSER.COM.. :D... good luck ya'll



FULL NAME
  Paul Quentin
EMAIL
  qwinny1@bigpond.com
COMMENTS
  Left UK nov 72 and live in Oz. 11 years in Australian Army 3 kids and on my second wife. Love Liverpool having lived in Everton, kirby (ugh) and Skem until emigrating aged 11. Loorve Australia but ties remain. Grouse site mate, keep irrup!



FULL NAME
  Paul Quentin
EMAIL
  qwinny1@bigpond.com
COMMENTS
  Left UK nov 72 and live in Oz. 11 years in Australian Army 3 kids and on my second wife. Love Liverpool having lived in Everton, kirby (ugh) and Skem until emigrating aged 11. Loave Australia but ties remain. Grouse site mate, keep irrup!



FULL NAME
  Chris & Stania
EMAIL
  chrisandstania@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  me and me wife are both scousers livin in africa. great site mate, makes me realise ow much we miss the city if liverpool. ta for the jokes. nothin better to send a manc than a manc joke. found the site by guessing your domain. wanted to see if i could have me name@scouser.com for an email address.



FULL NAME
  norma whalley
EMAIL
  norma_whalley@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I think ive been here before as this was in my favourites list so it must have been a good experiance for me to save it. I remeber reading story's from all over the world from scousers who have gone to pastures new.



FULL NAME
  tunde awoyale
EMAIL
  tunde@awoyale.com
COMMENTS
  scouser born and bred i am! there isn't the greatest scouse prescence on the web, but this site does a lot to ensure we are well represented... keep up the good werk fella!



FULL NAME
  Shana L. Foucher
EMAIL
  Shana_726@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I am from Connecticut, USA and I was referred to this site by an English friend who knows I have fallen in love with a scouser and want to learn more about Liverpool. :-)



FULL NAME
  Christine McElney
EMAIL
  christineuk1@ev1.net
COMMENTS
  Houston, Texas, USA calling.. Miss Liverpool and the Wirral. The Pier Head looks great all cleaned up. Miss the humour, fish and chips, even the seagulls! Thanks for the site, hope to get back this year.



FULL NAME
  Mark Skinner
EMAIL
  markdavidskinner@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  All right ya blerts! Boss site kidda, I do me own web sites for dem big companies over the water in kangarooland, Australia. Miss me 'ome town like mad! Hoping to get back for the Matthew Street festival this year and see da family! Would like to see an expats section 'ere so us scouse foreigners can keep in touch with our ma's! Keep up the good werk and god bless our top town!



FULL NAME
  daniel gibbs
EMAIL
  dan_gibbs1985@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  hi 2 all scousers. recently i met a load of scousers they were great people. i held a low opinion of scousers b4 i got 2 b honest but your accent your slang and your sheer friendlyness is brilliant. i am payin a visit up 2 visit and i hope evry1 is like my my titch and sarah and louise and davids and mouse. c u soon boys!!!!!!!!!!!



FULL NAME
  Pasi Korkeamaki
EMAIL
  pasi.korkeamaki@posti.fi
COMMENTS
  I love the city of Liverpool, I love Everton FC and scousers, Merseysiders are the friendliest people I have met and I hope I can come over there once again as soon as possible...



FULL NAME
  Veronica
EMAIL
  clash6@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  Where can I download a scousers accent?



FULL NAME
  Marilyn Rule
EMAIL
  ontmarilyn@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  hello I live in Brampton, Ontario Canada I am originally from Liverpool just dropped in to say hello



FULL NAME
  Ina Köhlke
EMAIL
  mail2ina@web.de
COMMENTS
  Hi there! I'm from Germany and I have to hold a little lecture on the Liverpudlian accent Scouse, because we read "Educating Rita", where Rita speaks with this accent. Does somebody know a good link where i can find lots of information on it? That would be nice! Ina



FULL NAME
  ANTHONY BOBER
EMAIL
  AB34242@aol.com
COMMENTS
  I"ll never walk alone, now THANKS.



FULL NAME
  Hayley & Amy
EMAIL
  weluvliverpool@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  We think that scouse lads r the fittest lads in the whole of the uk especially gerrard, owen, fletcher and oliver!!! cant wait 2 come 2 liverpool again!!!



FULL NAME
  Nicky
EMAIL
  nickyj_2000@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Hi! Came across this cool site when looking for stuff about Liverpool! I'm from N.Ireland (21y/o) Im studyin in Edinburgh and moving 2 Liverpool in July 4 workplacement, as a Dietician!!



FULL NAME
  janet
EMAIL
  strawberry.fields@bushinternet.com
COMMENTS
  hello proud scousers and liverpool lovers. i live in stoke but visit liverpool often. i love the place, especially in August during beatle week. looking for like minded email mates of my age (40 something - i was a child of the 60s). tatty bye



FULL NAME
  Cristina Jaouen
EMAIL
  INTCJAOU@livjm.ac.uk
COMMENTS
  I'm an Int'l Student at JMU and I'm writing a report about the Scouse/Scousers. I really liked your site, I think it's visually appealing and very complete. Congratulations, mate!



FULL NAME
  Jennie
EMAIL
  jennie.caldwell@facs.gov.au
COMMENTS
  I dont know what to put here??



FULL NAME
  colette cavanagh
EMAIL
  ashleigh_liverpool@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  would like to find jean moran



FULL NAME
  christine cox
EMAIL
  chriscox94@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  parts of the site are excellent. could do without the rude bits though



FULL NAME
  Ray Morgan
EMAIL
  raymondmrg@aol.com
COMMENTS
  anything to do with Liverpool is ok with me even tho i live here!!



FULL NAME
  Mark Davies
EMAIL
  mdavies5522@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  We love ya liverpool we do!



FULL NAME
  jason burrell
EMAIL
  jasongiant@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  kewl website. i am on a work visa in australia and its good to be reminded that its not all doom and gloom when i have to go back. come on the reds!



FULL NAME
  Kristin Good
EMAIL
  englishrose60@aol.com
COMMENTS
  aye, fab site this. I'm from the states but long to move over to the mersey.. you scousers are grand people! but anyhow, great info, I'll surely need it when I get over thar!And once again,gear site!



FULL NAME
  Pete Betz
EMAIL
  b20kosd@juno.com
COMMENTS
  I'm a Los Angeles resident and a fierce LFC fan and Beatles lover, with a great desire to visit 'Pool and attend a game before I keel over at last. Your site doesn't help any, as it's absolutely great, and only intensifies my travel lust. I found it by searching google.com for 'scouser'. Best wishes, Pete



FULL NAME
  Natalie
EMAIL
  natt_no_1@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Hey! A great site indeed. Ive supported LFC for long now, they are the best!!! Oh yeah! Im gonna be in Liverpool this year! Oh finally! :)))) Cheers, job well done



FULL NAME
  Hadi
EMAIL
  hadi_liverpool@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Well what can i say? great site...i've been a Liverpool supporter all my life, i live in Milan but i come from Lebanon and i always wanted to visit Liverpool someday and now ur site made me Anxious to do so, keep up the good work, and Good Luck beating Roma 2night, You'll Never Walk Alone



FULL NAME
  Mark Howard
EMAIL
  MCJR2002@aol.com
COMMENTS
  Prowd tebbee a scouser, bout time sumwon stuck uz on de web. Nise tessee sum gud commentz frm udders arownd de werld. Kepe igowen lar.



FULL NAME
  Kirsty
EMAIL
  little_miss_nau_t@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  I was born a scouser, and have lived my life in New Zealand ever since..I honestly didnt expect to find a site called www.scouser.com! :D Keep up the good work :P



FULL NAME
  laura brown
EMAIL
  willial99@broughtonhall.co.uk
COMMENTS
  this website is boss



FULL NAME
  kati kay
EMAIL
  kayk02@merseymail.com
COMMENTS
  ur cheeky we dont even talk like dat if u wanna no ow we ch@ den reed dis m8 n e way de site iz gud tra



FULL NAME
  Jacob Williams
EMAIL
  williams@suttonlea.org
COMMENTS
  all scousets are safe



FULL NAME
  David
EMAIL
  dj19860@mersymail.com
COMMENTS
  A "pure sound" web site about the funiest people in the country.



FULL NAME
  Kerry Wheeler
EMAIL
  4579@cableinet.com
COMMENTS
  my god this web site is decent! keep em comin l8rs keza



FULL NAME
  Lizzie Sephton
EMAIL
  liverpool_babe_cutiepie@yahoo.com
COMMENTS
  This website is pure boss it has all da facts about liverpool its boss there is just one thing it needs to mention all the liverpool ladz are the fittest. There are a few scruffs like but mostly pure fit.



FULL NAME
  Antony Fossard
EMAIL
  afossard@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  This site is great. I am born and bred in Liverpool n live in anfield.



FULL NAME
  Scuzzler
EMAIL
  scouser@hotmail.com
COMMENTS
  Interesting that there are 2 other scouser@hotmail.com's here. Go get your own email address...



FULL NAME
  I Dream of being Scouse
EMAIL
  Queenofdbunnymen@aol.com
COMMENTS